The President's first big problem is small.  Only six inches of opening in a pipe.  The problem is the other end of the pipe is connected to an oil well a mile down in the Gulf of Mexico and British Petroleum doesn't have a cork.  The President can't do much, even if he could swim, which seems to be what the Republican's were hoping for.  BP seems to be at a loss despite 36,000 suggestions on the Internet  The Navy could nuke it, but somehow that doesn't sound like a good idea....yet.  Soooo....the oil keeps flowing...... to places we don't want it. 

BP says the two relief wells that will be drilled by the end of August may buy some relief.  What do they mean by may and some and what if they are wrong.....again. 

Some say the world will end by a Flood, some say Fire.  Me, I'm betting on Gunk.