How to create credibility as a politician
1. Cast your vote in the Illinois state legislature.
2. Explain to the people that have supported you and can't understand why you voted against something they supported that you made a mistake and accidentally hit the wrong button when you voted. You really meant to vote for the legislation not against it.
3. Let the people that you voted with know that even though you are saying you opposed what you just voted for that it is OK because the vote can't be changed. Besides that legislature that you help pass the laws for says it is OK too,
4. Do it five times.
5. Run for President.
Posted by donburnshomepage
at 8:38 PM EST